sassy Sally.

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Mindy Kaling is my imaginary best friend.

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todaysdocument:

World Turtle Day is celebrated every May 23 to help people celebrate and protect turtles and tortoises and their disappearing habitats around the world.

CHILDREN EXAMINE A BOX TURTLE AT STILLWATER, NEW YORK, NEAR ADIRONDACK FOREST PRESERVE, 07/1973

Anne LaBastille, photographer.  From the EPA’s DOCUMERICA series 

@norajoandtheinfinitesnow 

this makes me think of you. shall we crochet a turtle soon?

this is true. however, no matter how cute they are, don’t trust cute boys from the Midwest.

I speak from experience.

well, don’t trust the ones from Michigan or Indiana. especially Indiana.

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Tuesday night I experienced an emotion-inducing Event. yesterday I thought food was the answer (as it usually is) to my emotional problems. but today all food tastes bad. even bacon. BACON. I don’t know what to do. although being drunk does make me slightly hungry. it also made me cry a lot, so who knows what’s going on in my stupid head.

because I would just be posting the same sorry-for-myself nonsense all the time.

but today was a really nice day.

and I’d just like to take note of that.

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brain-food:

STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?

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yes, my dog is adorable and probably the living thing I love most in the world. no, she has not been properly trained or introduced to the idea of discipline.

also, I would really like to know why she loves paper towel rolls so much.

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norajoandtheinfinitesnow:

My life right now.

the answer is both.

disneybelle:

GPOY

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