sassy Sally.

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Posted on May 23, 2012 via Cellar Door with 902 notes

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Mindy Kaling is my imaginary best friend.

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Posted on May 23, 2012 via Hannah Hits REC with 6,648 notes

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todaysdocument:

World Turtle Day is celebrated every May 23 to help people celebrate and protect turtles and tortoises and their disappearing habitats around the world.

CHILDREN EXAMINE A BOX TURTLE AT STILLWATER, NEW YORK, NEAR ADIRONDACK FOREST PRESERVE, 07/1973

Anne LaBastille, photographer. From the EPA’s DOCUMERICA series

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this makes me think of you. shall we crochet a turtle soon?

Posted on May 23, 2012 via Today's Document with 162 notes

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this is true. however, no matter how cute they are, don’t trust cute boys from the Midwest.

I speak from experience.

well, don’t trust the ones from Michigan or Indiana. especially Indiana.

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Posted on February 23, 2012 via SEX AND THE CITY ;; with 123 notes

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Tuesday night I experienced an emotion-inducing Event. yesterday I thought food was the answer (as it usually is) to my emotional problems. but today all food tastes bad. even bacon. BACON. I don’t know what to do. although being drunk does make me slightly hungry. it also made me cry a lot, so who knows what’s going on in my stupid head.

Posted on February 23, 2012 with 1 note

I don’t post here often

because I would just be posting the same sorry-for-myself nonsense all the time.

but today was a really nice day.

and I’d just like to take note of that.

Posted on November 20, 2011 with 1 note

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Posted on November 6, 2011 via kid who'll dance despite anything with 32,211 notes

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Posted on October 24, 2011 via Crimes Against Hugh's Manatees with 403 notes

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Tagged: LOUIE! THIS PART MAN I had a strange dream about Louis C.K. last week...

Posted on October 2, 2011 via WHAT IS ART? with 588 notes

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I want to get whiskey drunk.

Posted on October 2, 2011 with 1 note

brain-food:

STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?

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Posted on September 19, 2011 via final ellipsis with 1,503 notes

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I’m about to lose my mind.

yes, my dog is adorable and probably the living thing I love most in the world. no, she has not been properly trained or introduced to the idea of discipline.

also, I would really like to know why she loves paper towel rolls so much.

Posted on September 16, 2011 with 1 note