Mindy Kaling is my imaginary best friend.
World Turtle Day is celebrated every May 23 to help people celebrate and protect turtles and tortoises and their disappearing habitats around the world.
CHILDREN EXAMINE A BOX TURTLE AT STILLWATER, NEW YORK, NEAR ADIRONDACK FOREST PRESERVE, 07/1973
Anne LaBastille, photographer. From the EPA’s DOCUMERICA series
this makes me think of you. shall we crochet a turtle soon?
this is true. however, no matter how cute they are, don’t trust cute boys from the Midwest.
I speak from experience.
well, don’t trust the ones from Michigan or Indiana. especially Indiana.
Tuesday night I experienced an emotion-inducing Event. yesterday I thought food was the answer (as it usually is) to my emotional problems. but today all food tastes bad. even bacon. BACON. I don’t know what to do. although being drunk does make me slightly hungry. it also made me cry a lot, so who knows what’s going on in my stupid head.
because I would just be posting the same sorry-for-myself nonsense all the time.
but today was a really nice day.
and I’d just like to take note of that.
STATLER: I wonder if there really is life on another planet.
WALDORF: Why do you care? You don’t have a life on this one?
yes, my dog is adorable and probably the living thing I love most in the world. no, she has not been properly trained or introduced to the idea of discipline.
also, I would really like to know why she loves paper towel rolls so much.