I like to think I'm much cleverer than I really am: Archive

I don't post here often

because I would just be posting the same sorry-for-myself nonsense all the time. but today was a really nice day. and I’d just like to take note of that.

Nov 21st

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Nov 6th

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Oct 24th

405 notes

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Oct 2nd

272 notes

I want to get whiskey drunk.

Oct 2nd

1 note

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Sep 20th

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I'm about to lose my mind.

yes, my dog is adorable and probably the living thing I love most in the world. no, she has not been properly trained or introduced to the idea of discipline. also, I would really like to know why she loves paper towel rolls so much.

Sep 16th

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Sep 14th

28,538 notes

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Sep 14th

71,377 notes

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Sep 13th

16 notes

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Sep 12th

38 notes

hey, remember when you said things wouldn't be...

they really wouldn’t be if you’d look me in the eye once in a while. and if I didn’t keep remembering things I need to get back from you, I guess.

Sep 12th

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norajoandtheinfinitesnow: Community’s A Fistful of Paintballs? Beautiful. Also, the mysterious handsome paintballer? Wow. mysterious handsome paintballer? Snora, his name is Sawyer aka the Sexiest Man Alive.

Sep 12th

3 notes

4 tags

Sep 12th

92,585 notes

7 tags

Sep 12th

553 notes

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Sep 9th

2,071 notes

1 tag

Sep 9th

2,263 notes

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Sep 9th

751 notes

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Watch

popculturebrain: Watch a Collection of Larry David’s Rules of Society from Curb | Vulture Enlightening and exhaustive.

Sep 9th

88 notes

“I have a disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.”

– Kurt Vonnegut (via sassafras-ash)

Sep 9th

163 notes

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Sep 8th

914 notes

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“I want so much that is not here and do not know where to go.”

– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski)

Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

926 notes

3 tags

Sep 7th

464 notes

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Sep 7th

286 notes

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Sep 1st

153 notes

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Aug 31st

5,047 notes

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Beard Compliment Translations

thedailybeard: winterlungs: “Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.” I want to have sex with you. “Are you working on growing a beard?” I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard. “I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.” I would be DTF if you had a winter beard. “Your beard looks good today.” My pants are...

Aug 28th

8,270 notes

3 tags

I'm living in Bitchville.

evacuation will soon be necessary.

Aug 28th

3 tags

my sister is seriously ruining all of my plans.

well, not all of them. just the ones that involve me going to Kalamazoo for any length of time.

Aug 27th

1 tag